Bah Humbug
Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 07:20PM After listening to Andy's version on the radio EVERY day this week I was DRIVEN to write this.............
IT'S THE MOST WEARISOME TIME OF THE YEAR
It’s the most wearisome time of the year
With the kids really yelling
And everyone telling you “Be of good cheer”
It’s the most wearisome time of the year
It’s the crap-crappiest season of all
With carols repeating and much overeating
When friends come to call
It’s the crap-crappiest season of all
You’ll be way overspending
The lines never-ending
As off to the mall you must go
There’ll be Dad’s boring Stories
Reliving his glories of
Christmases long, long ago.
It’s the most wearisome time of the year.
There’ll be liberty taking
And hearts will be breaking
When loved ones don’t show
It’s the most wearisome time of the year
There'll be many Mom's snapping
As Dad's are caught napping
And they are left running the show
There'll be much loot shop-lifted
And presents re-gifted
From Christmases long, long ago
It's the most wearisome time of the year
There'll be excessive bingeing
And plenty of whinging
From loved ones, I fear
It's the most wearisome time
It's the most wearisome time
It's the most wearisome time................ of the year






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